Memo: Re: Sexual Email Spam
Copy to Stanislaw Wax, Internal Affairs. We recovered this email exchange between Meeve A. and Hector S. These two just won’t quit. Any suggestions?
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Hector: Today I found, in my junk mail folder, an email that stated on the subject line: “making my soft young body ready for a strong orgasm.” What bothers me is that this email is from Gertrude Thorne. I don’t care to open the email just because of the name. Is this bad marketing or what? If the email was from somebody named Tiffany Bubbles, I would have clicked on the thing.
Meeve: If your name is Gertrude, you cannot be a hot womens. Modus ponens, ok…. Modus ponens…I don’t know what that means, but it is logical.
Hector: I looked it up. Modus ponens means, literally, Mode of Ponens. Ponens was the capital of Cartha before the Spartans took over from the Hitites in 2799 BCE. Prior to this date, the Carthans were known as the Prankers of the Common Era. In one ancient text it was discovered that Sargon II once put a bag of goat excrement at the opening of a friend’s tent then lit the tent on fire. He didn’t fully understand that he was supposed to light the bag, not the tent. Regardless, he got a tremendous laugh and round of applause when he recounted this little adventure to his men. Three hours later they were all slaughtered at the Battle of Ponens. Thus was born the phrase, Modus Ponens, to remind us all of how we need to be ever-vigilant of the enemy who may be anywhere at any time.
Meeve: Now I understand.