Subliminal Messages Motivate Husband to Avoid Wife

Using a special hypnosis technique,  MooseBusiness psychologist, Emanuel Glickman-Friedman, PhD, was able to discover that nine out of ten men, when given a certain trigger, avoided their wives.

“Essentially,” noted Friedman, “these subjects unconsciously had the desire to avoid their wives, but when we put them under hypnosis we discovered that they also consciously wanted to avoid their wives.”

Only one subject, Mr. Carey Wainscott, cared to speak with us, as the others are not to be found.

“I love my wife, don’t get me wrong,” said Wainscott. “But when I am around she finds things for me to do. Fix this, mend that, rub my feet, and so on. I feel abused and neglected, emotionally speaking. For the longest time I felt that something was wrong because when I see my wife I get this urge in my feet to run somewhere. Anywhere. I made myself a small hiding place in my closet right behind my clothes hamper. I was able to put a wire through the wall and watch television in there on a tiny set that they make for sporting events. Thanks to Dr. Friedman’s hypnosis now I know that when I avoid my wife it’s because I choose to do so. It’s very liberating.”