Invention is the Mother

Amy Pretzel, PhD, of our Paris office, has finally gotten around to post a list of the inventions we have marketed. It’s an impressive list, prompting Thor Wooten, Norwegian Ambassador of Foreign Trade, to state, “The Moose people get down to business when they are wont to do so. There is no corporation on earth, other than these folks, worth turning to in a pinch. Their ideas, energy and creativity drive business on six continents. To say that I am impressed is like saying a goldfish isn’t in awe of a whale.”

Since 1956, Moose Business has created and marketed:

• Fish on a Rope
• Schmeckel Steering Mechanism
• The “U” Fone
• Laptop on Wheels
• Dog Breath Purifier
• Electric Bath Toys
• Farming Equipment for Underprivileged Youth
• Grape Seed Extractor
• Charles in a Can
• Lucille in a Can
• The Houdini Man in a Glass Tank Series
• Foot Puppets
• The Salad Drink
• Monica the Sea Nymph
• Hotel Sound Deadener Kit
• Spray-on Bikini

Moose Business is proud to say that the above list is merely a partial one. There are currently six thousand three hundred and two products now under lock and key in our Junta-proof Buenos Aires office.